"dude just wait until the banjo drops"
- my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)
"I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone."
- Dan Howell  (via tellmefive)

(Source: phanjam)

super-wolves:

laugh-til-ya-fart:

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

i’m done with this website

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
- Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

(Source: cachaemic)